I knitted this. Even I’m amazed. It’s so cute it’s a shame to wash the table off with it, but we do anyway.
Here’s the pattern, because I know you want one of your own, and it would only take me about three months to get it made for you, and besides, you know the saying, “give a mom a fish dishrag and she has one fish dishrag, give her the pattern and make her learn to knit her own and she’ll have all the fish dishrags she wants.” Or something like that.